(I Wanna) Rock N Roll Guitar

Ah-hahaha, it was a night before the Christmas and everything was real quiet

So I thought, I'd take myself a little walk that Christmas Eve night

I was makin' it on down the street, when to my surprise

I saw this little-bitty dude with big ol' tears in his eyes

And I could see, he was standing there

In front of this music store, and he looked real broke down

You know, I could hear what he was saying, but he didn't know, I was around

He said -

"I want a rock 'n' roll guitar with a big bass string

I want a rock 'n' roll guitar, so I can play the thing

I want to be on TV like a rock 'n' roll star

I want Santa Claus to bring me a rock 'n' roll guitar"

So, I walked over to him, of course, I understand

I thought, I'd cheer him up a little, so I said, "Looky here, little man!

You don't want a rock-'n'-roll guitar, you want a computer like all the other kids have

So you can email, and dot com, and all that internet jazz

Now, how'd you like old Santa to bring you a Xbox, or Power Rangers, or Transformers

So you can run around transforming things?"

He said, "Man, I don't want no Xbox, I want something that swings"

He said -

"I want a rock 'n' roll guitar with a big bass string

I want a rock 'n' roll guitar, so I can play the thing

I want to be on TV like a rock 'n' roll star

I want Santa Claus to bring me a rock 'n' roll guitar"

"Now wait, wait a minute, wait a minute there

Hold on, hold on, little fella, hold on, little dude

Why don't you be like the rest of the little dudes and dudettes

And wish for Space Rangers, or rocket ship, or something wild like that?"

And you know what he said?

He said, "Look here, man, I don't want no train

And no plane, and nothing square like that

That ain't too lit for me

When I awake, this whole place is gonna shake

'Cause you know what I want under my Christmas tree"

He said -

"I want a rock 'n' roll guitar with a big bass string

I want a rock 'n' roll guitar, so I can play the thing

I want to be on TV like a rock 'n' roll star

I want Santa Claus to bring me a rock 'n' roll guitar"

"Alright now, a-hey, okay there, little buddy

Why don't we cruise on down to the mall

And see if we can get Santa to bring you a rock-'n'-roll guitar?

By the way, you ever heard of that Jeff Cook guy that

Plays guitar with Alabama and the Allstar Goodtime Band?

No? Well, imagine that!

Humph! You're kidding with me