A Lot To Drink About

Hey, have you noticed that the world has changed

That the news is all bad

I think it's time for a song about that.

Up on the East side of Manhattan

They're still dancing with the stars.

While over in the sub prime city

It's getting ugly in the local bars

Watching the news only gives me the blues

There's too much going wrong.

It takes the likes of me to hit the reboot key

And write a high speed drinking song.

Millionaires losin' everything.

Hey, welcome to the other side of life!

There goes the yacht, there goes the rolls

But, you get to keep your wife!

And don't forget the automakers

Swimming up stream like a trout.

They let the shi* hit the fan

And then they made a plan

We've got a lot to drink about.

It's the price of oil

The war of the spoils.

Here's your bucket for the big bailout

Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan

We've got a lot to drink about.

Now, Madoff made off with all the money.

And his clients are down to skunk weed.

Repeat after me, it's so easy to see

We're only talking simple greed.

And those Somalian pirates are counting all their gold.

While Bush and Cheney ain't around

And all the good lookers seem to be Russian hookers

From Key West to London town.

With the price of oil

War of the spoils.

Here's your bucket for the big bailout.

Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan

We've got a lot to drink about.

So pour me some Tennessee whiskey

Pour me a fine Jamaican rum.

That loud mouth soup

Can get ya kind of looped

Tequila, of course I'll have some!

Well the family devalues

And little children plan their net worth

And the truth wherever it's hiding

Can't be found on Google Earth.

Citibank's buying jets with our money.

I wanna flog 'em with a buggy whip.

Let's hope Barack and Joe won't let the volcano blow

And patch the hole in our sinking ship.

There's the price of oil

War of the spoils.

Here's your bucket for the big bailout.

Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan

We've got a lot to drink about.

Recession, Aggression, Depression good God

CNN keeps bummin' me out.

I can't take another doomsday minute.

Got a lot to drink, a lot to think

A lot to drink about.

God bless America