Dog Years

They said I have a universal blood type

I can give to anyone in need

But only receive from someone exactly like me (mm)

And I'm trying to be positive, but oh, it's really hard

I'm a loner, I'm a loser, won't you shoot me in the yard?

Put me down like a lame horse or send me to the farm

Where all the dogs go (oh)

I've been a really good dog, can I come inside?

Yeah, I've been such a good girl, can we go for a ride?

I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight

You know, I'm such a sweet girl, but I can really bite (I can really bite)

'Cause my dog died last year

He fell asleep in my embrace

And the very last thing I told him

Was, "See you soon and we can race"

You know a mercy kill is what I seek

I didn't ask to live, but dying's up to me

I've been a really good dog, can I come inside?

Yeah, I've been such a good girl, can we go for a ride?

I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight

You know I'm such a sweet girl, but I can really bite

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Well, they say all dogs go to Heaven

Well, what about a bitch?

What about an evil girl left lying in a ditch?

Tell the three people who asked that I am in a better place

With lots of trees and lots of grass

And lots of, lots of chocolate cake

'Cause I'm not old, but I am tired

I'm not strong, I'm very weak

I'm not old, but I am tired

I'm not here, I'm somewhere else

I'm not old, but I am tired

I'm one hundred ninety-six in dog years

I have seen enough

I've seen it all

I've been a really good dog, can I come inside?

Yeah, I've been such a good girl, can I go for a ride?

I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight

You know I'm such a sweet girl, but I can really bite

Down like a lame horse

Or send me to the farm

Where all the dogs go