Kow Kow Calqulator

Kow Kow Calqulator

Was a very smooth operator

Had himself a pet alligator

Kept it in a chrome elevator, yeah

When the sun began to shine

The alligator come outside

Kow Kow played the chimes

Together they'd go for a ride

As they travelled with a heavy load

They came across a dead horse

At the side of the road

With two generals standing at each end

Fighting over whose fault it had been

And all that's left was this war

And they couldn't get things back together

Like they were before

Well, listen, turn on your love light

Turn it on

Let it shine inside your heart

Let it shine

Turn on your love light

Turn it on, turn it on

Let it shine inside your mind[Verse 3]

So many times, Kow Kow heard it said before

Oh, don't, lord, don't go near that door

The cause of our evil you'll uncover

Because of our misery, you discover

Well, misery seeks its own company

Kow Kow had heard it said

And now he sits there crying

Oh, with his hands across his head

Kow Kow Calqulator

You're a very smooth operator

Get back in your elevator

Kow Kow Calqulator

Turn on your love light

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Let it shine