Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

It took me five bars, saw 30 license plates

I saw her Mustang and my eyes filled up with rage

I brought my pistol, but I ain't some kinda fool

So I walked right in barehanded

She was on his arm while he was playing pool

Just like I used to do

She kissed him while I got a beer

She didn't think I'd show up here

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I watched her for a while, but I didn't like her walk

Came across kinda cheap to me, but hey, how's that my fault?

She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch

Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate

I wanna pitch

Little bitch

Well, those pretty girls can play their game

But they're damn well gonna know my name

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend, hey

I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death

I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath

Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail

'Cause, baby, to a hammer, everything looks like a nail

I'm mad as hell

Those pretty girls, they're all the same

But they're damn well gonna know my name

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend