Little Red Wagon

You only love me for my

Big sun glasses

And my Tony Lomas

And my Dodge Dart classic

You said, "I'll be Johhny and you be June

And I'll ride with you to the moon"

But guess what?

You can't ride in my little red wagon

The front seat's broken, and the axel's draggin'

You can't step to this backyard swagger

You know it ain't my fault

When I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like

A-ooh

Ah

Ooh

Ah

Kick it

Yeah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah

Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah

Oh, heaven help me I've been

Sewing wildflower seeds

And chasing tumble weeds

But that's just who I be

And you're just trying to slow this rolling stone

But I'm on to you, babe

So guess what?

Ah, ah, you can't ride in my little red wagon

The front seat's broken, and the axel's draggin'

No, you can't step to this backyard swagger

You know it ain't my fault

When I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like

Ooh

Ah

Ooh

Ah

Ooh, you only love me for my

Big sun glasses

And my Tony Lomas

I live in Oklahoma

And I've got

Long

Blonde

Hair

And I play guitar, and I go on the road

And I do all the shit you wanna do

And my dog does tricks

And I ain't about drama, ya'll

I love my apron

But I ain't your mama!

So guess what?

WHAT?

Ah ah, you can't ride in my little red wagon

The front seat's broken and the axel's draggin'

No, you can't step to this backyard swagger

You know it ain't my fault

When I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like

Ooh

Ahh

Ooh

Ahh

Ooooh yeah

Ahh

Ooooh, HA!