All I Know About Girls

I'm a jack of all trade and a master of none

A renaissance man if there's ever been one

Got a pretty good handle on a lot of things

But I ain't figured out everything

'Cause all I know about girls

Is the wide world ain't gonna spin without 'em

But it'll spin around 'em

All I know about girls

Is your best get outta their way and

Shut your damn mouth if she got somethin' to say

It's like, yeah baby, no baby

Whatever you want, baby

Whatever it is, it's my fault

All I know about girls is

All I know about girls is

I don't know nothing at all

It's probably the reason Hemmingway drank

Or all the lovesick blues that were written by Hank

They all got stuck right where I am

Just like every other man

All I know about girls

Is the wide world ain't gonna spin without 'em

But it'll spin around 'em

All I know about girls

Is your best get outta their way and

Shut your damn mouth if she got somethin' to say

It's like, yeah baby, no baby

Whatever you want, baby

Whatever it is, it's my fault

All I know about girls is

And all I know about girls is

I don't know nothing at all, mmm

Yeah, I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none

But they sure make learnin' fun

All I know about girls

Is the wide world ain't gonna spin without 'em

But it'll spin around 'em

All I know about girls

Is your best get outta their way

Shut your damn mouth if she got somethin' to say

You be like, yeah baby, no baby

Whatever you want, baby

Whatever it is, it's my fault

All I know about girls is

All I know about girls is

I don't know nothing at all

All I know about girls is

I don't know nothing at all

I don't know nothing at all