Blame It On Santa

I came down the stairs at seven

Looking kinda just like Kevin

When his family left him behind

And I knew I was being accused

Of a Christmas crime

Grandma said that I was guilty

With a look that coulda killed me

And I didn't know what to do

So I crossed all my fingers and said

Was it you know who

She said who stole the cookies from the cookie jar

She said now who pulled the bourbon out from Grandpa's bar

And the tree on the ground

Tell me who knocked it down

My hands were red

So I said

Blame it on Santa

Blame it on the reindeer in the sky

But don't check the camera

I swear that I was fast asleep last night

Oh I know I look suspicious

For goodness sake it's Christmas

And I know you believe

Don't blame it on me

Blame it on Santa

Oh the footprints on the table

I know they might match the label

Of my favorite pair of dancing shoes

So real quick I said doesn't Saint Nick wear a size 10 too

She said who ordered pizza on my credit card

All 22 giant pizzas on my credit card

And that skunk that I smell

Let me guess was an Elf

She said come clean

It wasn't me

Blame it on Santa

Blame it on the reindeer in the sky

But don't check the camera

I swear that I was fast asleep last night

Oh I know I look suspicious

For goodness sake it's Christmas

And I know you believe

Don't blame it on me

Blame it on Santa

He mighta had too much eggnog

He mighta heard that Christmas song

Blame it on Santa

Blame it on the reindeer in the sky

But don't check the camera

I swear that I was fast asleep last night

Oh I know I look suspicious

For goodness sake it's Christmas

And I know you believe

Don't blame it on me

Blame it on Santa

Don't blame it on me

Blame it on Santa