Break Up On Christmas

You tiptoed down the stairs at 7:35

I knew exactly what

Was running through your mind

Right there beside the tree

Under the mistletoe

You said it's over and

I hit the road

Why did we have to break up on Christmas?

Why did we have to wait all damn year?

I could've crossed off all of your wishlist

Saved me a whole lot of money and tears

That necklace for your mom

Golf clubs for your dad

BarkBox for your dog

Now, that one's not so bad (Bad)

I could've put them all out of our business

If we didn't wait to break up on Christmas

If it was Halloween

Hell, even July 4th

Out in the pouring rain

Or love-drunk on your porch

I would've been just fine

Okay, fine is not the word

But on the 25th, it sure does hurt

Why did we have to break up on Christmas?

Why did we have to wait all damn year?

I could've crossed off all of your wishlist

Saved me a whole lot of money and tears

That necklace for your mom

Golf clubs for your dad

BarkBox for your dog

Now, that one's not so bad (Bad)

I could've put them all out of our business

If we didn't wait to break up on Christmas

Yeah, yeah

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

Why'd you have to go and wreck my favorite holiday?

Hey

Why did we have to break up on Christmas?

Why did we have to wait all damn year?

I could've crossed off all of your wishlist

Saved me a whole lot of money and tears

That necklace for your mom

Golf clubs for your dad

BarkBox for your dog

Now, that one's not so bad (Bad)

I could've put them all out of our business

If we didn't wait to break up on Christmas

音频编辑 : Brian David Willis

音频助理 : Michael Walter

音频工程师 : Dan Smyers/Jeff Balding

原声吉他 : Ilya Toshinskiy

钢琴 : Gordon Mote

电吉他 : Derek Wells

母带工程师 : Andrew Mendelson

混音师 : Justin Niebank