Would You Believe

Would you believe I don't know where he's gone?

Would you believe I don't care?

Would you believe if he walked into this room

I wouldn't turn a head?

Would you believe I'm as coon as a clan

Calm and completely resigned?

Would you believe that the thought of his return

Has never crossed my mind?

Men are like waves in the ocean

Endlessly marching to shore

Why should I cry if I lose one?

God knows there's always one more

Would you believe I just lie there at night

Thanking my stars that we're through?

Haven't I had all the drama I can use

For a life or two?

Would you believe that I don't miss his smile?

Who needs that lunatic grin?

Would you believe life is sweeter single-fun

Than it has ever been?

Would you believe I'll sleep soundly tonight?

Warmed by the thought that we're through

Would you believe every hour I spend alone

Is a dream come true?

Would you believe I don't give a damn?

Well, you're as big a fool as I am

You're as big a fool as I am

If you do