Pimp of the Nation

There's only two types of men, pimps and

JohnsThere's one type of ****** and that's a hoe

Goddamn, how do you hooker, this is my world

Goddamn time to go, where's my doe?

It's startin' to snow

All I want is the dollas,

I've been a pimp so long you know

Gandhi when he had

AfroPimp, hold my ****** like a holster, all the girls want a

Kid Rock poster

And be able to both stay looked at the number one pimp

With the number one rap, what's up with that, well,

I'm a cool cat

With the rap, that's harder than a pimp slap and because

I doSo much pimpin', one day

I'll probably walk with a limp

And drive a big

Lincoln, wearing an unbuttoned *******rt

And be a 55 year old pervert but for now rap's the occupation

But one day watch

I'll be pimp of the nation

Hoes are rustlic,

Daddy's in the house

We got hoes and hoes and hoes, prices so low

We pratically given the coochie-coo away

Shake that booty, shake that booty

It's not a bid sale

It's a cake sell, goddamn

ItPimp of the

Nation, I could be it as a matter of a fact,

I foresee it

But only pimpin' hoes with the big tush, while you be left pimpin'

Barbra Bush, what's up granny, first name

Annie, dried up *******

And a saggin' fanny, the highlight of your *** adventures

You wanna suck ******s, take out your dentures

A show of life is all

I'm givin', old pimp young hoes is how

I'm livin'

But for now rap's the occupation

But one day watch

I'll be pimp of the nation

I got all the hookers, goddamn

ItI got Sensational

Sherry, Juicy

LucyNasty

Nancy and

Tammy Toe

JamAll of them ready, willing and able to give the

Mack Daddy

All the dollas and all the coochie-coo 'til

Death do we part

I have hoes like horses in a stable, rich, famous, willing and able

First off

Ja Ja Kubore a different gore, is my highest paying whore

And for some hot booty waxin', '

Fake Ass'

Latoya Jackson

Rosanne Barr is my newest trick

While on the beach

I prune her with the ******

And the ****** who ****** with my cash

Robin Givens

I'll rip your ass, yeah, yeah

Kid Rock,

Kid RockDon't ****** with me,

I'll be pimp of the nation, ******

One nation under a pimp

Gettin' paid 'cause suckers is ******* whipped

One nation under a pimp

Gettin' paid 'cause suckers is ******* whipped

One nation under a pimp

Gettin' paid 'cause suckers is ******* whipped

One nation under a pimp

Gettin' paid 'cause suckers is ******* whipped

Oh yeah, who's pimpin' out there

The Midwest is pimpin',

Detroit is pimpin'

Mt. Clemens is pimpin',

Romeo is pimpin'

The balck man, he's pimpin',

Katie C, he's pimpin'

Bo you're pimpin',

I said Tom, he's pimpin'

Chuck and

Murph they're pimpin',

D, he's pimpin'

Boner is pimpin',

Ben, he pimpin'

Ralph C is pimpin',

The Yound

Brothers are pimpin'

Elie you're pimpin',

I said Tony you're pimpin'

Hey Chicago, you're pimpin',

Mr. Lee you're pimpin'

My pops is pimpin', my bro

D, he's pimpin'

Jay Z, he's pimpin',

Diesy is pimpin'

Dougie Doug is pimpin',

D-Nice, he's pimpin'

Chuck Nice is pimpin',

Barry White, he's pimpin'

New York pimpin',

I said Philly is pimpin'

Oakland you're pimpin',

Too Short you're pimpin'

Arseno Hall you're pimpin',

Eddie Murphy you're pimpin'

Jive Records you're pimpin',

RCA is pimpin'

Top Dogg is pimpin',

Michael Jackson

Ah, you ain't pimpin' *******t, word 'em up, word 'em up

Kid Rock,

Kid, Kid Rock,

Kid, Kid Rock

And I'm pimp of the nation, word, you stay on third base

I'm goin' home with the bacon baby

Peace