Wax The Booty

Seen a fly skinny on the avenue

My shades down hat flipped on and on a cashew

Could not believe my eyes so

I lifted up my shades

And this girl is starin' at me as if she wanted to get laid

Next the girl started steppin' and she crossed the street

She walked to me and at that my knees got weak

But then I snapped to realize that it was my duty

To get this freak and co-wax the booty

Wax that booty, co-wax the booty

Freaky, freaky, freak with the nice size booty

Wax that booty, co-wax the booty

I gotta freak, freak, so

I am gonna wax her booty

Now headin' for the crib

I was recitin' some rhymes

When the freak cut in and started tellin' of the times

She wanted to rock me and these were no lies

And that's when

I contracted the rise in my

LevisStepped into my crib she said the rise impressed her

So then without delay

I began to undress her

Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her, "Are you with me?"

She said, "Yes", so

I grabbed them *******

Next was the test to see if she was high rank

I dropped her panties and was slippin',

I asked do you stank

She said, “

No” and noted to me that her shower soap is

GucciSo I dropped my boxers and headed for her coochie

Headed for her coochie, grease it down real good

Headed for her coochie, dang that's good

Now when I got to her coochie,

I looked close to see

If this girl had any types of signs of

VDShe did not, so

I said to myself, "Oh goody"

And I grabbed my *********** and co-stuck in her puddy

Started rockin' this freak with my hands on her butt

You should have seen in her booty,

I was tearin' it up

Next I whispered in her ear, "Baby, please turn over"

And rocked doggie style while

I was callin' her

RoverStill tearin' it up, on her face was a grin

Holdin' on to her waist, pumpin' harder than sin

But she was lovin' it all with her back in a arch

I busted my nut and she started to bark

Now if you think the story is over, just listen to this

I thought my mission was complete so

I gave her a kiss

Then I was searchin' for a towel to clean off my ***********ie'

Cuz it was kinda wet, all bloody and sticky

And to talk about gross, here's somethin' sicker than sick

The *********** dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my ***********

I started trippin' 'cause this was somethin'

I've never seen

The girl was more than a freak, she was a sexual fiend

And when I thought that was as gross as one girl could get

She stuck her finger in her booty and then she licked it

Oh, now this girl was much more to me than a freak

In my opinion she was plain nasty

But nevertheless

I completed my duty

I got this freak and co-waxed the booty

Wax that booty, co-wax the booty

I got the freak and

I waxed her booty

I love the booty, you love the booty

Hey, freak come here and let me wax your booty

Too short don't stop, too short don't stop

Too short don't stop the beat

Hey yo, short dog, can

I get a ***********?

Now if you like the booty, come on fellas show it

This is your last verse to wax so why would you blow it?

And if the ladies, if you are tired of a man on your fanny

Then *********** you go home and watch the tube with granny'

Cause this is booty night nonstop

With the number one wax and me,

Kid RockSo lets get hyped 'cause if

I see you calm

I am gonna think you're waxin' with

Rosie Palm

I mean really how could you be so dumb

Just look at all the girls that are dyin' to get some

Man, just don't be a wussy

And I'll guarantee you could get a piece of ***********

But to get it you have to realize, don't brag to the freak

About your *********** size, man, that's not the way to win it'

Cause it is not the length of your wand, its the magic in it

Wax that booty, co-wax the booty

Freaky, freaky, freak with the nice size booty

Wax that booty, co-wax the booty

I got freaks and

I wax those booties