Shopping for Dresses

Down through the ages men have died for the women

And they've done so, so many times

Each time I loved one, I've always lost one

Seems like the right one is so hard to find

And I'm shopping for dresses with no one to wear them

One in each color and one in each style

Maybe someday if I'm lucky I'll find someone to wear them

And my shopping will be done for awhile

Somewhere a lady is shopping for britches

Comparing the values and appraising each pair

Maybe someday the good Lord will put us together

And we'll both have new wardrobes to wear

But I'm shopping for dresses with no one to wear them

One in each color and one in each style

Maybe someday if I'm lucky I'll find someone to wear them

And my shopping will be done for awhile

Maybe someday the good Lord will put us together

And my shopping will be done for awhile