We Should Be Friends

If your mind's as cluttered as your kitchen sink

If your heart's as empty as your diesel tank

If all your white t-shirts have stains

If you've got some guts and got some ink

Well then, we should be friends

If you borrow dresses like you borrow time

If you dream all day and drink all night

If you're looking for love but willing to fight

Over men and momma's and Miller Lite

Well then, we should be friends

I don't know you well, but I know that look

And I can judge the cover 'cause I read the book

On losing sleep and gaining weight

On pain and shame, crazy trains

If you paint your nails while you cut your loss

If you like actin' like you're the boss

If everything your daddy says

Is something you can put stock in

Well then, we should be friends

C'mon

I don't know you well, but I know that look

And I can judge the cover 'cause I wrote the book

On losing sleep and gaining weight

On pain and shame and crazy trains

One, two, three

If you use alcohol as a sedative

And bless your heart as a negative

If you ride your white horse like the wind

If what you see is what you get

Well then, aww, we should be friends

(Alright)

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Well then, aww, we should be friends

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Well then...