Armadillo

Well, I met an armadillo

Out in Amarillo

And he asked me for a light

I said where ya goin'

He said I don't really know

And I said brother I've been there twice

Then he hopped up in the shotgun

Then he started rollin' one

I said we gonna get along fine

The armadillo with a doobie

And a coldie in a koozie

Had me drivin' to the county line

And I know it sounds crazy

But please believe me baby

I swear that's where I was last night

Well, I woulda pulled over

Kicked him to the shoulder

But I seen he had a pistol on his hip

He said no turnin' back

We got coppers on our ass

And I'm gonna get away with this shit

Well, I didn't even think to ask the armadillo

Just what it was that he'd done

All I could do was drive

And pray that I survived

'Cause arma-damma-dillo had a gun

Don't try and call my bluff

Honey, you can't make this shit up

(Three, four)

Met an armadillo

Out in Amarillo

And he asked me for a light

I said hey where ya goin'

He said I don't really know

And I said brother I've been there twice

Then he hopped up in the shotgun

And then he started rollin' one

I said we gonna get along fine

The armadillo with a doobie

And a coldie in a koozie

Had me drivin' to the county line

And I know it sounds crazy

But please believe me baby

I swear that's where I was last night

An armadillo with a doobie

And a coldie in a koozie

Had me drivin' to the county line

And I know it sounds crazy

But please believe me baby

I swear that's where I was last night

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo