Meet Virginia

She doesn't own a dress

Her hair is always a mess

You catch her stealing she won't confess

She's beautiful

Smokes a pack a day, but wait, that's me, but anyway

She doesn't care a thing about that hair

She thinks I'm beautiful

Meet Virginia

She never compromises

Loves babies and surprises

Wears high heels when she exercises

Ain't that beautiful

Meet Virginia

Well she wants to be the queen

Then she thinks about her scene

Pulls her hair back as she screams

"I don't really wanna be the queen"

Her daddy wrestles alligators

Mama works on carburetors

Her brother is a fine mediator

For the president

And here she is again on the phone

Just like me hates to be alone

We just like to sit at home

And rip on the president

Meet Virginia, oh

Well she wants to live her life

Then she thinks about her life

Pulls her hair back, as she screams

"I don't really wanna live this life"

No, no, no no, no no, no no

She only drinks coffee at midnight

But the moment is not right

And the time is quite, unusual

You see her confidence is tragic

But her intuition magic

And the shape of her body unusual

Meet Virgina

I can't wait to

Meet Virginia

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Well, she wants to be the queen

Then she thinks about her scene

Well, she wants to live her life

Then she thinks about her life

Pulls her hair back as she screams

I don't really wanna be the queen, I

I don't really wanna be the queen, I

I don't really wanna be the queen, I

I don't really wanna live here