Too Pooped to Pop

Casey is an old man who wants to be a teen

He goes to all the dances, and they call him cha-cha King

He cha-chas when the band is playin' rock 'n' roll

He tries to keep in time, but the beat leaves him cold

Because he's too pooped to pop, is too old-school

Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do this stroll

And every time his feet get to go in one way

Here comes a new dance, and it's goin' to stray

Chicks told Casey, "You better move man"

This is only a one-night stand

Casey wasn't in time, but he was dancin' awhile

'Til a cramp caught his leg and he had to change his style

Because he's too pooped to pop, is too old-school

Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do this stroll

And every time his feet get to go in one way

Here comes a new dance, and it's goin' to stray

Because he's too pooped to pop, is too old-school

Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do this stroll

And every time his feet get to go in one way

Here comes a new dance, and it's goin' to stray

Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo

This might have been fine back in '22

Now, I'm gonna give you fellows just a little tip

If you wanna keep your girl, you'll better get hip

Or you'll be too pooped to pop, too old-school

You hips are gettin' weaker when you'll try to do the stroll

And every time your feet gettin' to go in one way

Here comes a new dance and you'll be left to stray