Mum's The World

Mum's the world, don't start a ruckus

It's best Aunt Sue don't know

'Cause she's sauced out, oh, if she find out

I reckon we oughta alert Uncle Joe

'Cause Aunt Sue liable to hurt Uncle Joe

Mum's the word, don't start a ruckus

Aunt Sue don't know Uncle Joe

If rumors start brewing about what he been doing

I reckon we oughta alert Uncle Joe

'Cause Aunt Sue liable to hurt Uncle Joe

Mum's the word, don't start a ruckus

Aunt Sue been doing it, too

They tell Uncle Joe everything they know

I reckon we oughta alert Aunt Sue

'Cause Uncle Joe liable to hurt Aunt Sue

Mum's the word, uh-huh, she done heard

Aunt Sue started to turn him on

You say I heard some talk, you ain't got no squawk

You been checking out stone to stone

So just pack up and leave me alone

Pack up and leave me alone

Just pack up and leave me alone

Just pack up and leave me alone

Just pack up and leave me alone