Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Flying cross the desert in a TWA

Saw a women walking

Cross the sand

They been walking thirty miles

In route to L.A. to get

A brown eyed handsome man

The destination was

A brown eyed handsome man

Milo Venus was a beautiful lass

She had the world

In the palm of her hand

But she lost both her arms

In a wrestling match to get

A brown eyed handsome man

She fought and won herself

A brown eyed handsome man

Way back in history

Three thousand years

Back ever since the world began

Been a whole lot a good women

Shedding tears for

A brown eyede handsome man

That's what the trouble was

A brown eyed handsome man

Beautiful daughter couldn't

Make up her mind between

A doctor and a lawyer man

Mamma told her daughter

Go out and find herself

A brown eyed handsome man

Just like your daddy is

A brown eyed handsome man

Arrested on charges

Of unemployment

He was sitting in the witness stand

The judges wife called up

The district attorney said you better

Free that brown eyed man

If you want your job you'd better

Free that brown eyed man

Way back in history

Three thousand years

Back when ever since the world began

Got a whole lot a good woman

Shedding tears for

A brown eyed handsome man

That's what the trouble was

A brown eyed handsome man