Please Man (feat. Wyclef Jean)

Big and Rich Wyclef Jean

There goes the neighborhood, uh oh!

Please man don't call the police man

Why can we just be friends?

And try to get along

Don't want to hurt no one

Just want to have a little fun

So I'm begging you

Please man don't call the police man

I didn't know the stereo was playing so loud (Turn it up!)

I didn't know, the Go-Go girls were dancin (Shake it, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it)

It's out of sight

It's all right!

So let me get you a cold Red Stripe!

Please man. don't call the police man

Why can we just be friends?

And try to get along (We don't like those country records)

Don't want to hurt no one

Just want to have a little fun

So I'm begging you

Please man don't call the police man

I didn't mean

To cause a scene

Make anyone mad

For goodness sake, no need to hate

We were just playin

So count to 10 (10, 9, 8, 7)

And do it again (6, 5, 4, 3)

And do anything you like my friend (2, 1!, 1!, 1!, 1!)

Please man, don't call the police man

Why can we just be friends?

And try to get along (We don't like those country records)

Don't want to hurt no one

Just want to have a little fun

So I'm begging you

Please man don't call the police man

Check my country swagger

I dress in black

Like the late Johnny Cash

Snatch more cash Willie Nelson (Why you undercover)

We can split the profits (man)

I'm a gambler like Kenny Rogers

My t-shirt says The Devil went down to Georgia like Charlie Daniels (Ye-hah!)

Back in my crib I'm watchin Reba

I hear the helicopters

The police bust the door down

I'm in court getting judged by the Judds

I got acquitted because they love the cowboys

Cowgirls call me

Wyclef Jean with those Big and Rich Boys?

Be friends

And try to get along

Don't want to hurt no one

Just want to have a little fun

So I'm begging you

Please man, don't call the police man

Yeah I'm beggin you

Please man don't call the police man!

(Oh oh)!