Cheaper Than A Shrink

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I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block

Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock

Said "I'd tallied up your numbers through the end of the year

Son, you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer."

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And I said "It's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think.

You just pour and drink. Yea 16.50 for a bottle of Jack,

No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.

Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done,

And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun".

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And it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think

You just pour and drink, yea it's cheaper than a shrink.

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Now me and her had this little problem between us

Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus

She said "Honey, I think we need to see a marital councilor".

I said "All we need to do is slam a case of 12 ouncers.

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Cause it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think

You just pour and drink. 'Bout 18 bucks will get you four 6 packs.

No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.

Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done,

And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun".

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And it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think

You just pour and drink, and it's cheaper than a shrink.

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If liquor prices soar as high as gasoline,

Then I'da quit drinkin' when I was 19.

It's the oldest, most proven form of therapy

The best thing about it far as I can see is that it's

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Cheaper than a shrink, mmm you don't have to think

You just pour and drink, and it's cheaper than a shrink.

Oh you just pour and drink and it's a whole lot cheaper

Than some big town clock hound, drag it down shrink.