Bonafide

I was always gonna end up

On the wrong side of the track

I'm a blonde-hair nut-case freakshow, certified damn maniac

The wheels upstairs are turnin'

But I swear that hamster died

You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide

Hell raising and high water

My tires done gone flat

I'm the bottom of the barrel with a target on my back

My mind goes to the gutter

Man to me that's aiming high

You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide

Bonafide on the Bible

Bonafide on arrival

Them lights are on, but baby, they ain't bright (they ain't bright)

So, hit me where it hurts

'Cause, honey, I've answered to worse

I was born a little wrong, but that's alright (that's alright)

You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide

I'm salt-poured in my coffee

Sugar in the tank

I'm down to my last dollar laughin' on down to the bank

I stay off the wagon

'Cause that horse is too damn high

You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide

Bonafide on the Bible

Bonafide on arrival

Them lights are on, but baby, they ain't bright (they ain't bright)

So, hit me where it hurts

'Cause, honey, I've answered to worse

I was born a little wrong, but that's alright (that's alright)

You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide (woo, woo)

My left foot's on my right foot

My right foot's in my mouth

Hell, I'd be droppin' knowledge, but I just can't spit it out

Well, I ain't ever lonely

'Cause it's me, myself and I

You can bet your ass we're crazy bonafide

Bonafide on the Bible

Bonafide on arrival

Them lights are on, but baby, they ain't bright (they ain't bright)

So, hit me where it hurts

'Cause, honey, I've answered to worse

I was born a little wrong, but that's alright (that's alright)

You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide

You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide (yoo, yoo)