Your Husband's Cheatin' on Us

Well, I said, "Honey, you don't know me, but I feel like I know you

Do you mind if I come in? It'll only take a, a minute or two

And by the way, I really like what you've done to this place

It doesn't really surprise me, we kinda have the same taste

But that's enough small talk, there's something we need to discuss

Your husband's cheatin' on us"

Then I said, "You look surprised

Well, I'm surprised you never knew

I can't believe you didn't see or

Pick up on my rather strong perfume

Well, anyway, we've been replaced

And she's much younger than me and you

And I know she's out there with him now

Doing things that we used to do

But if we got together, don't you think we'd be dangerous?

Your husband's cheatin' on us", yeah

Ah

Snakes are in the kitchen

Crows are on the line (ah)

Weather vane is twitchin'

Can't you see the sign-sign-sign?

Well, this is where she started to cry and I said

"Oh honey, you'll get over it"

I said, "Never mind those fantasies of cyanide or taking out a hit

And anyway, it's better, don't you think

To make him wish that he was dead

Just promise me you'll take that creep

For everything he's ever had instead

I've got a Polaroid camera

And a room number down at the hotel Nautilus

Where your husband's cheatin' on us"

Ah

Snakes are in the kitchen

Crows are on the line (ah)

Weather vane is twitchin'

Can't you see the sign-sign-sign? Oh, yeah

Can't you see the signs? Mm, yeah

Ah, can't you see the signs?