Drivin' the Pig (Manejando El Cerdo)

Christmas in the Caribbean

On the island named for snakes

Tom last took me to Culebra

For a perfect Yuletide break

I have gone there for the fishing

But when I stepped off of the plank

It was an eerie celebration I couldn't quite explain

Drivin', drivin', drivin' the pig tonight

Drivin', drivin', drivin' the pig tonight

It's a smoky revelation and a pork pie ecstacy

The steering wheel, it's turning towards a feast of possibilities

Little Jesus stole our birthday, Christmas, babies we got scammed

But the thre kings were our saviors, come and join us for some ham

Manejando, manejando, el cerdo esta noche

Manejando, Manejando, Manejando, Ole

Drivin', drivin', drivin' the pig is it

Drivin', drivin' the Macarena around the way

Multicultural emotions mega los Reyes Magos smile

Señorita, would like to dance with me a little while?

There is sea salt in her perfume, a culinary odyssey

Flavors cooking, really cooking on this epiphany

Manejando, manejando, el cerdo esta noche

Manejando, manejando, manejando olé

Drivin', drivin', drivin' the pig tonight

Drivin', drivin', drivin' the pig tonight

La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la

La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la

Manejando, manejando, el cerdo esta noche

Manejando, manejando, manejando olé

Manejando el cerdo esta noche

Feliz Navidad