Santa Stole Thanksgiving

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas

Dragged Plymouth Rock to the North Pole with his sled

Pilgrims never saw him coming

The Wampanoag they kept drumming

That Thursday in November

Gob-gobble about December

Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas

It was such a happy holiday

No more laid-back relaxation

It's Black Friday degradation

Seems Santa sold Thanksgiving to the mall

Grandma made the stuffing

Said Santa, he ain't bluffing

You'd better not cry in your pumpkin pie

Maybe Caroline says she lied

Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas

It was such a laid-back holiday

Now no more football and relaxing

When the harvest moon starts waxing

Santa, he's the turkey after all

Grandma made the stuffing

Said Santa, he ain't bluffing

You'd better not cry in your pumpkin pie

Maybe Caroline says she lied, oh

Santa stole Thanksgiving for Christmas

Nothin' lasts forever, that's for sure

This stick up is as shocking

As stuffing in your stocking

Kris Kringle

Why did you mingle?

Santa stole Thanksgiving

Even he's got to make a living

Santa stole Thanksgiving and our fall