Happy

It's just a stone's throw from as good as it gets

Not far from grace and not too farfetched

I might be wrong but I must confess that I'm a regular guest

At the local nest and there's a local mess

A little hole in the wall

All the answers to life on the bathroom stall

A crawl, a hop, a skip, a jump, a leap, a stop, a skeet, a bump

Don't need no evening gowns, no tie, no fancy suits

No one's here to tell you what you can and cannot do

Every hour is happy hour

No one seems to mind that the sun don't shine

There's no backstage pass, there's no VIP

And everything's as beautiful as beautiful can be

I love this suburban way of life

With the friendly neighbors and the friendly wives

You don't get caught, you don't get burned

You don't lose your spouse, but you lose your turn

And Alejandro's serving up cold mimosas

They say it brings the ladies just a little bit closer

And Amorosa fills the room

Chicka boom chicka boom

You can come and find yourself on any given night

You can go and lose yourself, you know that everything's alright

Every hour is happy hour

No one seems to mind that the sun don't shine

There's no backstage pass, there's no VIP

And everything's as beautiful as beautiful can be

I see a real young girl with a real old man

And I bet they're not related

Because she got a big chest in a real small dress

And the rest of the girls all hate it

I see faded dreams and some old routines

I see prom queens with some faded dreams

A faded scene, nope not for me

Cause that's my favorite place to be

Don't need no evening gowns, no tie, no fancy suits

No one's here to tell you what you can and cannot do

Every hour is happy hour

No one seems to mind that the sun don't shine

There's no backstage pass, there's no VIP

And everything's as beautiful as beautiful can be

Every hour is happy hour

No one seems to mind that the sun don't shine

There's no backstage pass, there's no VIP

And everything's as beautiful as beautiful can be

Every hour is happy hour

No one seems to mind that the sun don't shine

There's no backstage pass, there's no VIP

And everything's as beautiful as beautiful can be