Something In The Water (Does Not Compute) - 2019 Remaster

Some people tell me I got great legs

Can't figure out why you make me beg

Does not compute (Does not compute)

Don't not compute (Don't not compute)

You think you're special, well so do I

Why do special women make me cry?

Does not compute (Does not compute)

It don't not compute (Don't not compute)

Must be something in the water they drink

It's been the same with every girl I've had

Must be something in the water they drink

'Cause why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?

Some people think I'm kinda cute

But that don't compute when it comes to Y-O-U

It don't compute

Somethin' mama don't compute

What's the hangup? What's the scam?

Guess you think I'm just another one... one of your fans

It don't compute (Don't not compute)

Somethin' honey don't compute (Don't not compute)

Must be something in the water they drink

'Cause why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?

I've got to get to you, baby

Some people think I'm kinda smart

Why must a fella stop with you before he starts?

It don't compute, mama (Does not compute)

Somethin' don't compute (Don't not compute)

I'd buy you clothing, buy you fancy cars

But you gotta talk to me, baby, tell me who you really are

Must be something in the water they drink

It's been the same with every girl I've had

Must be something in the water you drink

Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?

(Must be something in the water you drink)

(Does not compute)

(Don't not compute)

(Don't not compute)

(Must be something in the water you drink)

Bitch you think you're special? (Must be something in the water you drink)

So do I

Second coming (Must be something in the water you drink)

Why in God's name

Do you wanna make me cry?

Why? (Must be something in the water you drink) Why?

(Must be something in the water you drink) I'd do anything for you, anything

(Must be something in the water you drink) Why don't you talk to me?

Tell me who you are (Must be something in the water you drink)

Don't do this to me

Please don't do this (Must be something in the water you drink)

(Must be something in the water you drink) Why? Why?

I do love you, I do

Or else I wouldn't go through all the things I do