Hell No

Guess it slipped my mind

Now I'm in trouble deep

See, the last two years

In a row I forgot our anniversary

So I come rushin' in

Twelve roses in bloom

Said, "Honey, would you like a romantic evening

Out under the stars and the moon?"

She didn't say no

But in her eyes I could see

That this wouldn't turn out to be

The enchanted evening I thought it might be

Yes, I sure found out

I got a long way to go

She didn't say no

She said, "Hell no"

Then we split the sheets

About six months ago

I told all my buddies down at the bar

This cowboy's headed home

Walked into her house

Yeah, climbed right up in her bed

When I asked her if she still loved me

Man, you know what she said?

Oh, she didn't say no

But in her eyes I could see

Ah, this wouldn't turn out to be

The fairytale ending I thought it might be

But I sure found out

I got a long way to go

She didn't say no

She said, "Hell no"

Yeah, I sure found out

I got a long way to go

She didn't say no

She said, "Hell no"

Oh, got to go