I'll Never Fall in Love Again

What do you get when you fall in love

A guy with a pin to burst

Your bubble

That's what you get for all your trouble

I'll never fall in love again

I'll never fall in love again

What do you get when you kiss a guy

You get enough germs to catch pneumonia

After you do

He'll never phone you

I'll never fall in love again

I'll never fall in love again

Don't tell me what it's all about

'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out

Out of those chains

Those chains that bind you

That is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you need a guy

You get enough tears to fill an ocean

That's what you get for your devotion

I'll never fall in love again

I'll never fall in love again

(Ah-ah-ah-ah, never fall in love again)

Don't tell me what it's all about

'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out

Out of those chains

Those chains that bind you

That is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in love

You only get lies and pain and sorrow

So for at least until tomorrow

I'll never fall in love again

I'll never fall in love again