Joe Knows How to Live

Blue Monday morning at the factory gate

Almost time to clock in

The boys were bettin' that Joe would show

'Cause they had seen him over the weekend

He had four new tires on his old Cadillac

Betty the waitress and some clothes in the back

A dashboard full of road maps of Mexico

Yeah, Joe knows how to live

He said women were made to love

Money is made to spend

Life is something, buddy

You will never live again

Well you've got to admit it

Joe knows how to live

By now they'll be down at the ocean

He and Betty stretched out somewhere

The only blue in his life is the blue moonlight

Bouncin' off Betty's blonde hair

I can just see 'em rollin' 'round on the sand

I never thought I was a jealous man

But when I think what he's doin' when I'm not

Lord I'm jealous a lot

He said women were made to love

Money is made to spend

Life is something, buddy

You will never live again

Well you've got to admit it

Joe knows how to live

Let's go to Mexico

Now Betty's back home with her mother

Joe's back on the assembly line

But he brings in his pictures and his Mexican hat

Just to remind us sometimes

That women were made to love

Money is made to spend

Life is something, buddy

You will never live again

Well you've got to admit it

Joe knows how to live

Yeah you've got to admit it

Joe knows how to live

(That boy's a genius, but he sure is crazy)

La la la la la la

Yeah