I Drink Beer

Well the neon flickers and the jukebox skips

With the dancers spinning in time

The drunk girls pull on the robot bull

But the bull don't bat an eye

Bus boy stacks the ash trays

The gamblers cuss the last play

And I, Drink...

Beer, beer, ice cold beer

When the world gets shitty I'll be sittin right here

Dame sure cheaper than a therapists couch

Belly to the bar just a drowning it out

With beer, beer, the workin mans wine

Been solvin our problems since the start of time

Works like magic, watch em all disappear

I Drink Beer

Don't take much this neighborhood pubs got all I'll ever need

Where the locals have a couple after workin a double

Cause they keep them bottles cheap

If you ever find me missing

I'm probably just sippin right with em

Cause I, drink...

Beer, beer, ice cold beer

When the world gets shitty I'll be sittin right here

Dame sure cheaper than a therapists couch

Belly to the bar jst a drowning it out

With beer, beer, the workin mans wine

Been solvin our problems since the start of time

Works like magic, watch em all disappear

On the good days bad days

Sun or rain only takes two or three down the schute

Domestic, long neck, ice cold, five percent

All it takes to get me through is...

Beer, beer, ice cold beer

When the world gets shitty I'll be sittin right here

Dame sure cheaper than a therapists couch

Belly to the bar jst a drowning it out

With beer, beer, the workin mans wine

Been solvin our problems since the start of time

Works like magic, watch em all disappear

Watch me work my magic and

Make em all disappear

I Drink Beer