If U Can't Dance (Slide)

Yo, if you can't dance, it's cool to get up now

Yeah see usually y'all stand off on the side

Y'know you're a lil' embarrased or whatever

But this one of them joints for e'rybody

So get up on up, but keep it simple, slide

If you can't dance then this is your jam, baby

Left to right, all night, slide, that's all you gotta do

If you can't dance then this is your jam, baby

Left to right, all night, slide, that's all you gotta do

Now we all know the boy at the club, all liquored up

Or with the bub tryin' to pick 'em up

Whack dancin', wookin pa nub

His shirt too bright, pants too tight, boy settle down

Now I ain't just messin wit'chu

I got better things to do, I'm tryin' to help

I got a lesson for you, I know you do the best you could do

Wanna get next to boo? Then the less you do, the better

Cause women equate dance with sex

They gon' see you, and be like, next

But you gon' be like, hold up ma!, next

But she gon' be like, uh-uh pah!, next

Now looka here, rule number one, know your name

It ain't Usher, Justin, Hammer? Then we can touch ya

Rule number two, never do a dance you can't do

Why stupid? You can't do it[Hook: Will Smith & Nicole Scherzinger]

If you can't dance then this is your jam, baby

Left to right, all night, slide, that's all you gotta do

If you can't dance then this is your jam, baby

Left to right, all night, slide, that's all you gotta do

So I'm up in my spot in Miami the other night right

And this dude out on the floor OD'n, just way overdancin

You know so his mami wanna holla at me

She thought my name was Billy, I told her it was Willie

She said she watched my TV show and I was very silly

Told her I was from Philly, she looked at me said really?

And judgin from her t-shirt I could tell that she was chilly

So I gave her my sweater, she said her name was Etta

She said she come from Cuba

and she just had bought a Jetta

She said she glad I met her, let's go somewhere together

She said she'd ride in my car, cause she knew my car was better

The conversation cookin, attention gettin' tooken

My Spidey Sense is tinglin', I felt somebody lookin'

Now who this brother lookin, and now he runnin bookin'

I'm mad I'm like the fisherman I almost had my hook in

I figured I should get up, and quickly clear my head up

Rosetta got a man, got me feelin kinda set up

Now dude was really fed up, and yo he wouldn't let up

Homey if I hit you you might never ever get up

Now he was not a dancer, plus he wasn't handsome

Comin like Mel Gibson like I had his girl from ransom

Pedro wanna go outside, Yo amigo, tranquilo, slide[Hook: Will Smith & Nicole Scherzinger]

If you can't dance then this is your jam, baby

Left to right, all night, slide, that's all you gotta do

If you can't dance then this is your jam, baby

Left to right, all night, slide, that's all you gotta do

Now rule number three is easy

Please remember that you ain't on Beach Street

The sweet beat you ain't tryin to win no TV

Another dude get a move no need to outdo it

Rule number four, out on the floor

Don't be doin moves that don't nobody do no more

Draw too much attention it be adventurous on the floor

There's a reason that don't nobody do 'em no more, you feel me?

This may be hilarious

But rule number five is serious, uh

It's a shame to even have to discuss

But it's no lip biting or pelvic thrusts, I mean

You think that move'll put the sting on her?

You too close, tryin' to put a ring on her?

You don't know that girl, don't cling on her

And don't put your thing on her, cool?

If you can't dance then this is your jam, baby

Left to right, all night, slide, that's all you gotta do

If you can't dance then this is your jam, baby

Left to right, all night, slide, that's all you gotta do