Feed The Lions Skit

Now, now, now nigga

Jus-just sit down for a minute man

'Cause I gotta get something off my chest.

(Exhales)

You understand me?

I'm on the high wire AT every night

Yup.

You understand me?

Right.

Balancing on that bitch is a motherfucker

Mm-hmm.

You understand me?

Uh-huh.

So I'm balancing on that motherfucker,

And he gon' give me, you know?

Twos and fews

Twos and fews

Every time—twos and fews.

Mm-hmm, twos and fews.

But them motherfucking midgets is getting paid man,

I'm telling you.

That little bitty motherfuck—you understand me?

But this little Ringleader cat, you know?

Every time I sit 'em down,

I'm saying,"Ey man,"

Mm-hmm.

"Look here"

"Look here"

"Can I get a raise?"

You know what I'm saying?

High as a motherfucker,

Half my motherfucking size getting paid more than me!

Mm!

You understand me?

I'm getting half of the money,

And I'm taller than the motherfucker.

Mm-hmm. Right. Right. Right...

Shit is crazy man.

You know what I'm saying?

The lion,

Came out the motherfucking cage,

Alright?

Right, right, right, right...

White people sitting on the front row,

Like they do.

You understand me?

One of 'em wanted to throw some popcorn at the lion!

Aw shi—

I knew the mother fucker's hungry!

'Cause they didn't feed the motherfucker at the last show!

You understand me?

I remember that.

I remember that.

We stop in Kansas City, Missouri

The motherfucker... didn't even feed the lion!

What happened?

Three ate up little white children!

Jesus...

Who he blame it on?

ME!

You understand me?!

That's some bullshit!

I don't feed the animals—

Yup, yup, true, true.

And the high wire!

That's some bullshit!

Ya'll better not be smoking in my shit man!

Sh—

Say what?

Stop smoking in my fucking Cadillac man!

Ain't nobody smoking in your motherfucking Cadillac man!

I don't know why—

Yes you is nigga, I see it!

—Why you keep tripping on that shit!

Because nigga that's my shit!

You got a ashtray in the front, the back, the side!

All up in this motherfucker!

That don't mean nothing!

Why you got a ashtray?!

You don't want anybody smoking in the motherfucker?

'Cause I can motherfucker!

Well, why we gotta ride in the goddamn Cadillac to begin with?

You ain't got no regular motherfucking transportation for a motherfucker!

It's a circus!!