Oh God I Wish I Was Home Tonight

The rain poured down the wind swept avenue

On another dark wet December afternoon

All my cherished memories are of you

All my warmth and comfort stayed with you

I would have wrote you a letter

But the telephone calls are free

Cause the boys in the next apartment

Are working all day

They're a great bunch of guys

But I think they're all gay

What am I doing

Avoiding what I'm trying to say

Oh God I wish I was home tonight

With you in my arms

Oh God I wish I was home tonight

Send me a naked picture

By the U.S. mail

Write a pornographic letter

You know I won't tell

Keep your legs closed tight

Keep your body under lock and key

Stay home at night

And save all the best parts for me

Yeah baby

Oh God I wish I was home tonight

Yes I do baby

Oh God I wish I was home tonight, oh

I could be home in time for Christmas

If you want me to be

There's a plane leaves here at midnight

Arriving at three

But I'm a bit financially embarrased

I must admit

To tell you the truth my honey

I haven't a cent

Oh God I wish I was home tonight

Tonight baby

Oh God I wish I was home tonight

Guess I'd better ring off

Before the boys get home

My regards to all your family

And everyone at home

There's a lump comes in my throat

And a tear I can't hide

Cause I want to see you so badly

I just may die

And you know why baby

Oh God I wish I was home tonight

With the ones that I love

Oh God I wish I was home tonight

Oh God I wish I was home tonight

Oh my God I wish I was home tonight

Tonight, tonight

I've been hearing voices

Out on the street

They say you've found some one else

Who's really quite neat

But he doesn't move you like I do

Tell me what I wanna hear

That it just ain't true