Famous People

You're the first car in an hour or so

I'm glad you stopped in

It's sure been slow around here today

Just like every day

Well, I couldn't help but notice your California plate

And I thought I recognized that name on your credit card

You're a movie star

Well, I can't wait to get back home, to tell all my buddies

That I met one of the most famous people in the country

Well, I only go to movies when I'm down in Bowling Green

The cable don't come out this far, so I never watch TV

I know you played in something, but I'm gonna need some help

Wait, weren't you in cannonball run?

No, ah well

Allow me to introduce myself, the name ain't John

This is somebody else's greasy shirt, my names Kurt

This is the town that I grew up in, never seen L.A.

The closest I been to Hollywood is Dollywood

But when you get back to Beverly Hills

You can tell all your buddies that you met

One of the most famous people in the country

'Cause I caught the record small mouth out on Kentucky lake

And I threw the winning touchdown pass

The night that we won state

I'm still signin' autographs after all these years

Oh yeah, I guess I'm gonna need your'un

Sign, um, here

I've been thinkin' 'bout doin' some actin' someday

If I ever do make it out to L.A.

Can I give you a shout, maybe crash on your couch

If you hear of any roles that are floatin' around

That put me and Ashley Judd makin' out

In a steamy love-scene, I'd work pretty cheap

If the phones are down, just ask around

You'll get a hold of me

'Cause I'm one of the most famous people

In the country

You're talkin' to one of the most famous people in the country

Six-pack, it was, wasn't it, you're in that movie's pack

You look a lot thinner and younger on TV

Are you gaining weight for a role or something?

And, I'm serious about that Ashley Judd thing

I would work for free

Have you ever met Dolly Parton?

Famous and famous people, ha, if you know what I mean