I Hate California

She's probably in a Bentley

Showin' off her new fake boobies

Tryna to break into the movies with some producer

Who seduced her with some sushi and cologne

She's probably down on Sunset

Doin' all the things that she ain't done yet

With some actor she calls Hector

Man, I wish she'd meet Phil Spector

And he'd ask to take her home

She's lovin' Californ-I-A

She loves the beach

She loves the party everyday

Piña coladas on the sidewalk in LA

Ever since she went away

I hate California

Maybe she's livin' in a commune

Dancin' with hippies under the moon

It's all free love, weed and patchouli

And there's a guru named Fuzuli

And he's doin' her for sure

Maybe she's strummin' some big rock star

Drinkin' pink cosmos at the Sky Bar

Those Hollyweirdos with their tofu, avocado

I bet she thinks she won the lotto

Good for her

She's lovin' Californ-I-A

She loves the beach

She loves the party everyday

Piña coladas on the sidewalk in LA

Ever since she went away

I hate California

I think I seen her on TV

Last night on TMZ

With the pretty people on parade

She's sellin' Scientology

With John, Tommy and Katie

Man, I bet she's really got it made

She's lovin' Californ-I-A

That string bikini and the sunshine on her face

She's lovin' Californ-I-A

She loves the beach

She loves the party everyday

Piña coladas on the sidewalk in LA

Ever since she went away

I hate California, mm