Longneck List

There's a new ex-husband got taken to the cleaners

And a corner booth looks like it's got a couple cheaters

And a guitar picker tryin' to live off an empty tip jar

A cowboy just put down an old dog

Tryin' to look tough while he's tyin' one on

And neon light's just right for the fallin' apart

That's what we are

Everybody got a longneck list of problems

Hopin' that an ice cold, cold one's gonna solve 'em

So we saddle on up and we knock 'em on down

Tryin' to get down to the heartbroke bottom

Of a longneck list of problems

A long, long longneck

Long, long longneck

Your team just lost, so you're about to lose it

Sick of your boss, and you're 'bout to say, "Screw it"

Then suddenly a cowgirl asks why you're sittin' alone

She said, "Boy, you oughta loosen up your barstool buckle"

She kinda looks a little like Travis Tritt trouble

You got yourself two left boots, but hell, when in Rome

Everybody got a longneck list of problems

Hopin' that an ice cold, cold one's gonna solve 'em

So we saddle on up and we knock 'em on down

Tryin' to get down to the heartbroke bottom

Of a longneck list of problems

Hey bartender, we got a situation

Everybody in here needs another libation

Hey bartender, we got us a dilemma

You're the only one that's gonna help us

We got ourselves a longneck list of problems

Hopin' that an ice cold, cold one's gonna solve 'em

So we saddle on up and we knock 'em on down

Tryin' to get down to the heartbroke bottom

Of a longneck list of problems

Everybody got a long, long longneck

A long, long longneck

A long, long longneck list of problems

Awe, that's right