Revenge Party

Cady, don't be sorry

Now you know Regina George is not your friend

We are your friends, and we're gonna make her pay

You know what friends do?

They got your back, and they are fun to be around

(Whoa, whoa, whoa)

When someone hurts you, then they attack

And grind your foe into the ground (whoa, whoa, whoa)

Imagine a party with dresses and cake

And singing, and dancing, and cake

And there's a magic act that saws Regina in half

And this time it'll take

(Now that's a party)

It's a revenge party

A party that ends with somebody's head on a spike

Whoa, whoa, it's a revenge party with your two best friends

It's like a party with revenge is what it's like (let me)

I'll bring the glowsticks, I'll bring balloons

And we'll have chocolate ice cream cones (party)

Whoa, whoa, whoa

I'll be the DJ, spinnin' the tunes on a turntable made of her bones

We'll get a piñata 'cause would be fun

And play dress up, and Barbies and tag

And we'll roll on the grass and stare up at the sun

And we'll stuff her remains in a bag

And throw 'em in the river

A revenge party

A party that ends with entrails all over the lawn

A revenge party with your two best friends

And I end up with Aaron when she's gone (yes, bitch)

I end up with Aaron when she's gone (yes, bitch)

(Party)

What's Regina doing? What's Regina wearing?

Is she back with Aaron?

Regina, Regina

She has everything, she gets everything

Regina, Regina, Regina

A revenge party

A party that ends with somebody crushed and alone

And ugly crying

A revenge party with your two best friends

It's like a party with revenge is what we're throwing

What's Regina eating? God, look at her figure

Did her boobs get bigger?

Regina, Regina

She has everything, she gets everything

Regina, Regina, Regina

At every party, there might be a lull

Where the energy dips (whoa, whoa, whoa)

You might be thinking, "It's late, we should go"

And they ran out of chips

No!

I can't even watch when she touches his hair

And I've watched a snake eat a cow

Regina needs to be toppled

Sorry, Gretchen, I swear

We'll get our party now

One candy cane, please

A revenge party!

A party that ends with lions in a Roman arena

(She has everything, she gets everything)

(Regina, Regina, Regina)

Oh, ho, ho, candy cane gram for Shane Omen

(She has everything)

And one for Cady Heron (she gets everything)

Four for Glen Coco? You go Glen Coco!

(Glen Coco, Glen Coco, Glen Coco)

And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye

Who sent that?

Oh, it's from (Regina! Regina! Regina!)

"Thanks for being a such a great best friend"

It's a revenge party

A party that ends with somebody's head on a spike

A revenge party with your two best friends

It's like a party with revenge is what it's like

A party with revenge is what it's like (let me)

A party with revenge (with revenge, with revenge)

Is what it's like