Barmageddon (original series theme song)

Barmageddon

A high tech honky tonk, shotgun weddin'

There ain't no tellin' how it's gonna go

Barmageddon

You never know just what you're gettin'

But win, lose or draw

It's gonna be a show

There's a neon sign at the edge of town

A waterin' hole where we can all throw down

Anything can happen there and it usually does

We got suits and cowboys and kids and freaks

We all high five at the end of the week

But come Monday it'll be alright

But we're still gonna have a buzz from

Barmageddon

A high tech honky tonk, shotgun weddin'

There ain't no tellin' how it's gonna go

Barmageddon

You never know just what you're gettin'

But win, lose or draw

We're puttin' on a show

They got chainsaws and chicken wire

A tip jar mounted on an amplifier

A good ol' boy up there, askin' for a dollars worth of Johnny Cash

If you're under the table, or over the hill

Up from Ole Red, or Margaritaville

Dance all night, or just tryin' to chill

We're all gonna have a blast at

Barmageddon

A high tech honky tonk, shotgun weddin'

There ain't no tellin' how it's gonna go

Barmageddon

You never know just what you're gettin'

But win, lose or draw

There's gonna be a show