Intentional Heartache

She drove South I-95 straight though Carolina

She didn't use no damn map to find her way

She pulled off on a state route

Just north of Charlotte

And took mostly county roads the rest of the day

She said I'll give him an intentional heartache

That'll hurt a lot worse than the one he left in me

Would you all step back so a girl

Might could get started

Then he won't have to look twice to see

She drove up across the yard

And through his momma's garden

Didn't touch the brakes slammed

Right into his Chevrolet

Tossed out his clothes, boots

Bud cap, and signed Dale Jr. poster

Then shot the whole mess neon green

With a can of Dupont spray

She said I'll give him an intentional heartache

That'll hurt a lot worse than the one he left in me

Would you all step back so a girl

Might could get started

Then he won't have to look twice to see

She said I'll give you an intentional heartache

That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that you left in me

And tell your little tramp to step back so

Your new ex-wife can get started

Then you won't have to look twice to see

Just watch this

Then she sprayed that Bud cap bright green

Said Connie put that can of spray paint down

Just watch this

Then she pulled them Nakona boots out, sprayed them neon too

Put the can down Connie

She give it hell with that can of spray paint

He kept yelling at her just put the can down

So she sprayed him

Then she did a little dance on top of that Dale Jr. poster

Just kind of a hoochie coochie

Alright Connie

He said I saw you Connie, now put it down

Just watch this, she run over to the passenger side of that Monte Carlo

And she sprayed tramp

On the hood on the back of the house

We tried to call her sister

What was that girls name

Said you gotta come get this girl

Nancy, I think

She said watch this

Said Lookee here lookee here, watch this

She run that girl back up on the porch

Screamin' at her tramp this

Oh yeah

She give him an intentional heartache

Alright, alright Connie I heard you

His momma was crying in there on the phone

His daddy said

I told you that girl was gonna get like that

She said watch this, here