Way Too Pretty for Prison (with Maren Morris)

They don't have rhinestone ball and chains

Lunch trays don't come with Chardonnay

The bars there don't have boys to buy us drinks

We stick out like two bottle blonds

I must admit it don't sound fun

For fifteen girls to have to share one sink

He cheated, he's a villian

And you know I'd help you kill him

But we're way too pretty for prison

Hard time ain't our kind of livin'

And I don't wanna talk about

The way those jumpsuits wash us out

We're way too pretty for prison

Antifreeze and Gatorade

Arsenic in his lemonade

Takes just one sniff to bleed his brakes

But we ain't gonna do it

(She ain't gonna do it)

Yeah, we been watchin' too much TV

You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise

But if we ask 'em they'd both agree

We should put him through it

(Don't put him through it)

He cheated, he's a villian

So let's hire somebody to kill him (Aw!)

'Cause we're way too pretty for prison

Yeah, hard time ain't our kind of livin'

And I don't wanna talk about

The way those jumpsuits wash us out

We're way too pretty for prison

Well la-da-da-da-da

(Well la-da-da-da-da)

Well la-da-da-da-doh

(Well la-da-da-da-doh)

La-da-da-da-da

La-da-da-da-da

La-da-da-da-da-doh

Well the State won't pay for lash extensions

No suntan city, not to mention

That lack of waxin' situation, but aw... (No)

'Cause we're way too pretty for prison, yeah

Hard time ain't our kind of livin', no

I don't wanna talk about

The way those jumpsuits wash us out

We're way too pretty for prison

Well la-da-da-da-da

(Well la-da-da-da-da)

Well la-da-da-da-doh

(Well la-da-da-da-doh)

La-da-da-da-da

La-da-da-da-da

La-da-da-da-da-doh

(Hey) La-da-da-da-doh

(Hey) La-da-da-da-doh

La-da-da-da-da

La-da-da-da-da

La-da-da-da-da-doh

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