Ain’t No Fun (If The Homies Can’t Have None)

You're back now at the jack-off hour this is DJ EZ Dick

On W-Balls, right now, somethin' new, by Snoop Doggy Dogg

And this one goes out to the ladies, from all the guys

A big bow-wow-wow, 'cause we gon' make it a little misty here tonight

This is DJ EZ Dick, on the station that slaps you across your fat ass, with a fat dick

When I met you last night, baby

Before you opened up your gap

I had respect for you, lady

But now I take it all back

'Cause you gave me all your pussy

And you even licked my balls

Leave your number on the cabinet

And I promise, baby, I'll give you a call

Next time I'm feelin' kinda horny

You can come on over, and I'll break you off

And if you can't fuck that day, baby

Just lay back, and open your mouth

'Cause I have never met a girl

That I love in the whole wide world

Well, if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch I'd always be broke

I'd never have no motherfuckin' Indo to smoke

I gets loc'ed and looney, bitch, you can't do me

Do we like BBD, you hoochie groupie?

I have no love for hoes

That's somethin' I learned in the pound

So how the fuck am I supposed to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe

I know the pussy's mines, I'ma fuck a couple more times

And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it

Pass it to the homie, now you hit it

'Cause she ain't nothin' but a bitch to me

And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me

I gives a fuck, why don't y'all pay attention?

Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt, hoe

You'll never be my only one, trick ass bitch!

It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none

It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none

It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none

It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none

Guess who's back in the motherfuckin' house

With a fat dick for your motherfuckin' mouth

Hoes recognize, niggas do too

'Cause when bitches get scandalous and pull a voodoo

What you gon do? You really don't know

So I'd advise you not to trust that hoe

Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch

Knowin damn well, I'm too caught up with my grip

Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger

How many bitches wanna fuck this nigga named Snoop?

Doggy, I'm all the above

I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes

But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a taste of it

'Cause you know I don't love 'em

Woo

Hey, now you know, inhale, exhale with my flow

One for the money, two for the btiches

Three to get ready, and four to hit the switches

In my Chevy, '64 red to be exact

With bitches on my side, and bitches on back

So back up bitch because I'm struggling, so get

Just get on your knees, and then start juggling

These motherfuckin' nuts in your mouth

It's me, Warren G, the nigga with the clout

It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none

It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none

It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none

It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none