Half Of Me

Yeah, I'm supposed to mow the grass today

I'm supposed to fix the fence

But when the sun beating down on me

It's hard to make it make sense

Half of me wants a cold beer

Yeah that's the cold hard truth

And with the frigerator stocked full of 'em

Tell me what's a boy to do

I ain't even tryna fight, it's already been decided

The sky and the mountains are blue

Half of me wants a cold beer

And the other half does too

Yeah, I kinda need to wash my truck

But hell I kinda don't care

I think old Alan Jackson said it best

"It's five o'clock somewhere"

Half of me wants a cold beer

Yeah, that's the cold hard truth

And with the frigerator stocked full of 'em

Tell me what's a boy to do

I ain't even tryna fight, it's already been decided

The sky and the mountains are blue

Half of me wants a cold beer

Yeah, the other half does too

If I did what I should be doing

Buddy, that would really ruin the fun, yeah

There's a world of bad decisions out there

But this ain't one

'Cause half of me wants a cold, cold beer

Yeah, that's the cold hard truth (yeah it is)

And with the frigerator stocked full of 'em

Tell me what's a boy to do

I ain't even tryna fight, it's already been decided

The sky and the mountains are blue

Half of me wants a cold beer

And the other half does too

Yeah, half of me wants a cold, cold beer

The other half wants two