My Ding-A-Ling

We've got to do our alma mater

We must do our alma mater

When I was a little bitty boy

My grandmother bought me a cute little toy

Silver bells hanging on a string

She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

Beautiful, you're beautiful, beautiful

And then momma took me to grammar school

But I stopped off in the best of youth

Everytime that bell would ring

Catch me playin' with my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

Ah, that is beautiful

You know what I heard, I heard

I hear two girls over here singing in harmony

That's alright, honey

This is a free country, live like you wanna live, baby

Yeah, ain't nobody gonna knock it, darlin'

Yeah, freedom

Yessir, there's one guy right over here singing my line too

That's alright, brother

Yessir, you got a right, baby

Ain't nobody gonna bother you, I'm tellin' you

Once I was climbing the garden wall

I slipped and had a terrible fall

I fell so hard, I heard bells ring

But held on to my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

You know that's future parliament out there singing?

Oh yeah (yeah)

Once, I was swimmin' 'cross Turtle Creek

Man, them snappers all around my feet

Sure was hard swimmin' 'cross that thing

With both hands holdin' my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

That's so beautiful

I think that's a beautiful little song, really I do

And guess what, everybody's still not singing

There's a few right down front here that's not singing

We're going to dedicate this verse to those who will not sing

Yessir

This here song, it ain't so sad

The cutest little song you ever had

Those of you who will not sing

You must be playin' with your own ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

Your own ding-a-ling, your own ding-a-ling

We saw you playin' with your own ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, everybody sing

I want to play with my ding-

Everybody, my (ding-a-ling)

Oh my (ding-a-ling)

Slow down, I wanna play, everybody

With my ding-a-ling