Said No Country Boy Ever

I wish I never caught nothin' every time I went fishin'

I wish all I hit was rock every time I went diggin'

Yeah, I wish I had to work harder to make a dollar to make a livin'

I wish grand mama never taught mama how to fry chicken

Said no country boy ever since we been around

Said no country boy ever since the beer's been iced down

I wish my baby's kisses didn't last so damn long (so damn long)

Said no country boy, country boy ever

Oh, I wish huntin' season just never came around

And they paved every dirt road outside of every small town

I wish they'd turn it off when ol' Haggard came on (that's the life)

I'm sad I got so many guns, and I'm glad Earnhardt's gone

Said no country boy ever since we been around

Said no country boy ever since the beer's been iced down

I wish my baby's kisses didn't last so damn long (so damn long)

Said no country boy, country boy ever, yeah

Well, I want my truck lower, and I want a little less land

And now ain't a good time to crack this here can

(Let her rest in the middle)

(Tell 'em, Hawkes)

Said no country boy ever since we been around

Said no country boy ever since the tractor had a plow

Wish my baby's kisses didn't last so damn long (so damn long)

Oh, said no country boy, country boy ever

Country boy, country boy ever

Oh, oh, country boy ever, country boy ever, country boy ever

Ooh, said no country boy, country boy ever

Not these country boys