Bony Moronie

I got a girl named bony moronie

She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni

Ought to see her rock 'n roll with her blue jeans on

She's not very fat just skin and bone

Well now i love her and she loves me

Oh how happy now we gotta be

Makin' love underneath the apple tree

Well i told her mama and her papa too

Just exactly what i'm gonna do

We're gonna get married on a night in june

Rock 'n roll by the light of the silvery moon

Well now i love her and she loves me

Oh how happy now we gotta be

Makin' love underneath the apple tree

Well she's my one and only she's my heart's desire

She's a real upsetter she's a real live wire

Everybody's watchin' when my baby walks by

She's some good lookin' really catches the eye

Well now i love her and she loves me

Oh how happy now we gotta be

Makin' love underneath the apple tree

Makin' love makin' love makin' love

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