If I Were a Ghost

If I were a ghost, I would say, "Boo-boo"

If I were a ghost, I would say, "Boo-boo"

If I were a ghost, you would hear me say

"Boo-ooh-ooh, boo"

If I were a robot, I would say, "Beep-boop"

If I were a robot, I would say, "Beep-boop"

If I were a robot, you would hear me say

"Beep-boop, beep-boop, beep-boop, beep-boop-beep"

If I were a witch, I would say, "Yee-hee-hee"

If I were a witch, I would say, "Yee-hee-hee"

If I were a witch, you would hear me say

"Yee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee"

Boo-ooh, beep-boop, yee-hee-hee

Boo-ooh, beep-boop, yee-hee-hee

Boo-ooh, beep-boop, yee-hee-hee

Boo-ooh, beep-boop, yee-hee-hee-hee-hee

If I were a cat, I would say, "Meow"

If I were a cat, I would say, "Meow"

If I were a cat, you would hear me say

"Meow-meow, meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow-meow"

If I were a pirate, I would say, "Arr"

If I were a pirate, I would say, "Arr"

If I were a pirate, you would hear me say

"Arr, Matey"

If I were a werewolf, I would say, "Ahoo"

If I were a werewolf, I would say, "Ahoo"

If I were a werewolf, you would hear me say

"Ahooo"

Meow-meow, arr, ahoo

Meow-meow, arr, ahoo

Meow-meow, arr, ahoo

Meow-meow, arr, ahoo