Freaky Friday

Howdy, people

Here's a little story about an old friend of mine

And to all you great folks out there

This is hardcore 10-4

Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way

Everything is gone, my life is a country song, oh, oh

I jumped out of my bed this morning

Then I heard this crunchy sound

From my left leg that was broken

And a note was laying on the ground

Baby, I'm leaving you this minute

Took the car and the cats and dogs

Got the boots and the rhinestone Stetson

Nothing left but the note you got, ah, you suck

Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way

Everything is gone, my life is a country song

Freaky Friday, go play on the highway

Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on

On my way through cross-town traffic

I was hit by a giant truck

I came late to work and got fired

Then suddenly the thunder struck, oh, oh

Baby, I'm leaving you this minute

Took the car and the cats and dogs

Got the boots and the rhinestone Stetson

Nothing left but the note you got, ah you suck

Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way

Everything is gone, my life is a country song

Freaky Friday, go play on the highway

Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on

Life's a country song (hardcore 10-4)

What the heck is wrong (yee-haw)

Life's a country song (hardcore 10-4)

What the heck is going on

Life's a country song (hardcore 10-4)

What the heck is wrong (yee-haw)

Life's a country song (hardcore 10-4)

What the heck is going on

Everything is gone, my life is a country song

Hardcore 10-4

Freaky (yee-haw) Friday, things ain't going my way

Everything is gone, my life is a country song

Freaky (hardcore) Friday (10-4), go play on the highway

Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on

Well, folks, that's all for now

Life is just a long, long country song

And that's a big 10-4 (10-4, 10-4)