Everybody Loves a Nut

Everybody loves a nut

The whole world loves a weirdo

Brains are in a rut

But everybody loves a nut

There was a hermit named Fred

Who kept a dead horse in his cave

And everyone said to Fred

"Fred how come you keep a dead horse in your cave?"

And he said, "Well"

Everybody loves a nut

The whole world loves a weirdo

Brains are in a rut

But everybody loves a nut

A Columbia man named Frank

Had a tiger named Hank

He tried to put Hank in his tank

Guess what happened to old Frank

When they picked up the teeth hair and eyeballs

Erected a tombstone and read

Everybody loves a nut

The whole world loves a weirdo

Brains are in a rut

But everybody loves a nut

Another Columbia fellow

Told Queen Isabella

I don't think the world is flat

Now what do you think about that?

And she said, "You don't?"

He said, "No ma'am"

And she said, "You get out of my kingdom"

And he said, "Yes ma'am"

Everybody loves a nut

The whole world loves a weirdo

Brains are in a rut

But everybody loves a nut

Everybody loves a nut

The whole world loves a weirdo

Brains are in a rut

But everybody loves a nut