What Would Waylon Do

Hey Possum!

Yeah!

Let's do a little singin', whatta you say?

Yeah!

Well, the doors open at seven, and the crowds are filing through

Somebody dropped my guitar, and I can't find my left boot

There's a genius running monitors, and he ain't got a clue

Well, what would Waylon do

There's blue cheese in the green room

What are we suppose to eat

And the opening act's a poker band, and they can't keep a beat

The promoter wants a second show, and he's copped an attitude

Well, what would Waylon do

Kick in the door, shoot out the lights

Scare the fool out of the sound man with a "Hoss let's get this one right"

Bring down the house with the "Waymore Blues"

Well, what would Waylon do (hit on)

Well, the sheriff's got the drug dogs tearing up our bus

We're just two mealy singers "I think he's profiling us"

And now he wants an autograph and a free tee shirt or two

Well, what would Waylon do

Kick in the door, shoot out the lights

Scare the dog out of the sound man with a "Hoss let's get this one right"

Take down the house with the "Waymore Blues"

Well, what would Waylon do

Well, the drummer's just informed us that we ain't gettin' paid

"They'll send a check-out Monday"

"No, the Hell you say"

Who would that 'Ole Outlaw" strangle if he was in our shoes

What would Waylon do

Kick in the door, shoot out the lights, yeah

Scare the pants off of the sound man with a "Hoss let's get this right"

Bring down the house with the "Waymore Blues"

Well, what would Waylon do

Bring down the house with the "Waymore Blues"

Well, what would Waylon do

Yeah, what would "Ole Waymore" do, well

Yeah, yeah, yeah